and this is one of the many reasons why

IM THE FIRST ONE ON THE USERS ONLINE LIST

bow down to me >:D

IM FIRST AGAIN BITCH

and im surprised i didnt do it sooner
approve it

i got UOTD on the NG log
: damn you zerok for locking the thread for this

And im posting them on youtube

Heres one of the Anime of Raciest Thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4WkRIv hLiE

Heres one of the post of the Wal Mart kids thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig4EpU4 0jTI

This one is of a bored.com breakup letter(hence the title change
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5al8irB fjb8

Heres another breakup letter i did
http://www.youtube.com/v/iQyq4vZBsi0

Heres the Im not from grammar thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjR857u tILM

Heres the I when skating thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzdNVS6 UNYs

Here's one about one dude getting drunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k82amyj aFfk

heres one doing a long run on sentence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnirzLz c7TQ

I did this one trying to sound like Hank hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUW7SD4 NYko

Me doing a canadian accent of a breakup letter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h-tIDo YW-k

I'll be posting more soon

well here's my ranting blog. i will make rant's about whatever the hell is bothering me at the time

right now August 13th, 2007
THE FACT THAT COMMERCIALS SUCK
yes this is something that i have been ranting about for the past 2 years commercials suck now
it all started with Gap commercials which always have and always will suck. the Mcdonalds followed with the im loving it commercials the Old Navy with the get tour fash on commercials. After that it all went down hill. Mcdonalds made the dollar menuaire commercials which reall had no point in existing in the first place then the most recent one i;ve seen is THAT DAMN EXTRA COMMERCIAL WHERE THEY THAT ONE DUDE IS AT AIPORT SECURITY. ITS FUCKING GAY. now i refuse to chew Extra gum im switching to trident. and before i forget. that damn kicking tree commercial wendy;s had running. it made no fucking sense. now some dude on the forums said it was supposed to have some secret meaning about anti- conformiry. but the fact that he yell's hot juicy burger at the end is what throws me off.
End rant #1

August 17th, 2007

PEOPLE WITH THICK ACCENTS
When i was at work Wendsday(sp?) i was going to get some ice for our ice machine because its a bitch and doesn;t work and when i came back we had a huge line of customers waiting. and i though damn late lunch rush. so i dumped the ice in the ice machine and went to the register. the first like 7 of them had a really really thick french accent. i could not understand of fucking word they were saying. so i asked them to say what they wanted again. i still couldn't understand them but i just went by what they sounded like they were saying. i think one of them ordered a ruben and a coke with no ice. but still it was too thick for me to understand it SO TO YOU PEOPLE WITH REALLY REALLY THICK ACCENTS OUT THERE. DONT GO SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE AREN;T GONNA UNDERSTAND YOUR THICK ACCENT ITS GONNA PISS THEM OFF

August 28th, 2007
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT

they piss me off
your trying to to get somewhere then some dude pulls infront of you going like 40 despite the fact that the speed limit is 55. and whats worse is when you can't pass him because its either a no pass zone or there's too much traffic coming from the other way.

September 13th, 2007

ANNOYING PREPPY CHICKS
this rant is pretty self explanatory. the only good thing is that they're hot. But i really hate when your tryin to do somethi and they just keep talking annoyingly about nothing. In my english class i have to sit by 2 of them and they're like "oh em gee""I dee Kay""Bee eff eff" and other annoying crap

Septermber 26th,2007

TEACHERS WHO GIVE YOU TOO MUCH WORK
we all have them. Mine just happens to be my English teacher i hate her she make my English class read too much. there's no way in hell we can read 140 pages in i fucking week especially when we have work. Now since school has started i've haven;t been working that much. then she ends up giving a quiz about every 6 chapters or so about the most damn random thing ever in the book. WE ARE NOT THAT THUROUGH OF READERS. so all of us end up failing it

October 13th, 2007

well its been a while since i updated this but just recently a new thing to rant about has come to my antention

BBS POSTERS THAT ARE COMPLETE ASSHOLES AND WHINY BITCHES
well this is pretty much self explanatory here but im sure you know who im minaly talking aobut with this rant, if you don't, it's Iron-owns-u
1. he's just a whiny bitch who's like whaaaaa i got banned from runescape becuase my friend told messed around with my dude.
2. he's an annoying asshole, he calls everyone a fag, which is more annoying than being an asshole
3. he thinks he can't be banned here forever, but he is indeed wrong

and if you are this person or are like this person and are/ are planning to post on the BBS please go to another forum,like the myspace forum, and spam there becuase we don;t want to deal with you here and i don;t like myspace so if your gonna spam and be a whiny bitch please do it somewhere i don't like so at least you can useful for something and be actually respected by at least me

October 18th, 2007

PEOPLE WHO ARE ATTENTION WHORES

yet again another self explanaory rant
and the sad thing is that most of the attention whores just say something controversial just for the attention, they don;t actually believe in that statement. so either way they're screwed
HONESTLY ARE YOU THAT DEPENDENT ON THE ATTENTION OF PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE TO LIE TO GET ATTENTION, OR HURT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE. what I really hate are the actors and actresses that are attention whores. i mean they get enough attention as it is by being in movies and what now. but now they crave more attention. what the hell is wrong with those douchebags. and to close this rant i have one thing to say. if you;re an attention whore either go into PR, acting, or poltics as a career, or get some more damn friends

October 29th, 2007

PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO RUIN THE FUN

i really just hate it when your doing something with YOUR free time and someone, usually a teacher, TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. even though you have nothing else to do. you can make that rebuttle but they usually never listen. they think to highly of themselves to care and they're just a bunch of ignorant assholes who wont let people enjoy life every once and a while. the first being a result of the second. so pretty much teachers are paid to make sure we're bored to death. and you can consider this as a spinoff of my teacher who give too much work rant which i did a month ago

November 1st, 2007

PEOPLE WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY

Well, im going to start the month off with a brief rant. I just hate it when someone is talking to you and they pause, for what you think, so you can respond. but as soon as you come up with something to say. the just continue on rambling about something. you try to interup but they just ignore you or either say. im talking here wait till im finished then i might listen to what you have to say. but after they're done talking and you start talking just just have a blank stare on there faces like they're not even listening they're just starting at something.

November 22nd, 2007

TRAFFIC LIGHTS

I honestly hate traffic lights not only do they kill you on gas milage but the also screw you over. Every time i get to a light it turns red on me and makes me stay there for longest minute of my life. all the cars that make the light suck aand all the cars that i have to wait for suck. and trying to turn left at a light is impossible becuase only half of them have that damn turn left green one and those that dont your waiting for like 60 cycles of the light before you can turn at the damn intersection.

December 17th, 2007

NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME TO DO STUFF
I hate it when you have so much crap you need to do and you have to get it all done before a certain time but you jsut cant do it so your lagging behind on everything that you never get anything done.
Its too damn stressing

January 27th, 2008
woohoo my first rant on 2008

IGNORANT PEOPLE
i just hate them. no matter how hard you try to explain somethin to them they still insist on what they believe. then they blame you for not explaining what you jsut got done explaining. so they're pretty much assholes also D:<

Feburary 8th, 2008

ASSHOLE DRIVERS
Don't you just hate it when your leaving a parking lot or driving by an intersection. the some asshole cuts you off. It happens to me all the time then i end up honking my horn and cuss at the fags who cut me off. It pisses me off the most of my driving pet peeves.

Feburary 18th, 2008

INCREASED NEW COVERAGE OF CELEBRITIES
I honestly dont give a damn about celebrities. I hope they all die. what pissed me off is that whenever a celebrity gets sent to jail or something thats all they fucking talk about on the news. there are much more important things to talk about like the War in iraq or Kosvov independence or southern tornados. but no, OUR FUCKING NEWS HAS TO COVER BRITTNEY SPEARS GETTING SENT TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THOSE TORNADOS IN THE SOUTH AND HOW WE ARE DOING IN IRAQ.. i love this country more than anything but the fact that we take celebrity life more sersiously than our own makes me sick. i mean our our lives that boring as to where we have to obessed over some shithead who starred in a film. even if it was good.

March 20th, 2008

NOT KNOWING STUFF

i honestly hate it when you don't know about stuff and you end up looking like a total idiot. especially when you're taking a test and you miss a one that you know everyone else got. that pisses me off. Hell im pissed off becuase i didn't know what to rant about this time but i had to think of something to keep my at least 1 rant a month thing going. and now i don't know what i should rant about next and im pissed becuase of it. i also hate it when you're angry and you don't know why.

April 20th, 2008
INDECISIVE PEOPLE
This is espeically a problem where i work. becuase the customer orders and you put it in register and then they decided they want something else. then you have to get the damn keys to change the fucking order (yeah the registers at my work are old pieces of shit). also when you're at the fry station you see the order on the screen then it changes after you box the order then you have th put the damn stuff back in the station and rebox something different or drop more stuff in the fryer and you end up waiting for like 3 minutes. that pisses me off.

May 21st, 2008
PREPARING FOR MOVING
Well i thought this would be most fitting thing seeing how im moving to Kansas City here in about 3 weeks. Yeah i just hate it when you figure out your moving and you've became so damn casual at your house, just left stuff laying around, then all the sudden BAM you learn that your gonna be moving and your house is gonna me on the market. then you have to be the most uptight person when it comes to cleaning. which is impossible. so therefore moving sucks.

June 20th, 2008
ENVIROMENTALIST
i honestly hate them. just like everything else. they always come up to you and say your ruining the enviroment somehow. like when your using paper towels when you have on of those blow dyers in the bathroom. some enviromentalist fag will come up to you and say "OMG YOUR KILLING TREES HOW COULD YOU" the tree's already dead theres nothing you can do about it. also even if i use all the roll it still wouldnt kill a treet to replace it. also with hybrid owners who act all smug and get pissed off whenever you drive an SUV. they also are the reason gas if $4 a gallon becuase we cant drill for moe oil. i think they should all be shot.

July 20th, 2008
LINES
i fucking hate them. its a pain in the pass to wait in one, wether it be to wait in a line for a ride or wait in line for checking out at a store. and more than likey while in a check out line your behin some dumbass who bought like 323092 different things whne you only bought like 5. so even then if your next in line your waiting like 5 hours for him to finnish checkin out to finally check out yourself.

The fabs got destroyed
it all started when the aura wars began
the dark and evil auras were against the light and fab auras
the fabs were sending troops over here and then we launched missles at them
4000 of them died and over 75% of the stuctures in the the areas where the missles hit where destroyed

The few fabs that remained we killed by out infaltry units and they couldn;t do anything about it the president of the fabs then surrended all his land to us then some underground unit of the light auras took our main commander hostage we then retaliated by taking there presodent hostage
it was a 30 week stand off of taking hostages and few of them were killed due to them trying to escape