Total Medals Earned: 3,183 (From 685 different games.) Total Medal Score: 65,315 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)
Medals Earned: 20/21 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/330 points)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/490 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/235 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/210 points)
Power!
Get rid of the rust
Solve a puzzle
Escape!
You placed the balls
Finders keepers
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
You done got guillotined! To death!
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Complete the game
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Complete 6 levels
Complete 12 levels
Complete 18 Levels
Complete 24 levels
Complete 30 levels
Reach the graveyard
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Defeat 100 enemies
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Map
Transport
Find Pandora's Box
Puzzler
Puzzlerer
Find your girlfriend
