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Total Medals Earned: 3,183 (From 685 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 65,315 Points

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 9/11 (245/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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Right-Click Menu Gen. V2

Medals Earned: 4/6 (55/85 points)

Link Up 10 Points

Create a right-click menu with a link.

Mute 10 Points

Let's be quiet.

Your First Menu 10 Points

Create a right-click menu.

Option Overload 25 Points

Completely fill up your menu.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

River Walker

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Drowning 5 Points

Finish.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 11/24 (375/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Road of the Dead 2

Medals Earned: 4/25 (85/1,000 points)

Come with me if you want to live 10 Points

Rescue and secure a civilian

Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle

Gun Slinger 25 Points

Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot

Perfect Defense 25 Points

While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood

F@#K Wheels! 5 Points

Drive 3 km with no wheels

Free Ride 5 Points

Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle

Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points

Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.

Been there, Killed that 10 Points

Kill one of each enemy type

Death Race 10 Points

Maintain max speed for 0.5 km

Gibs n Gravy 10 Points

Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns

Ground Beef 10 Points

Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall

Slip and Slide 10 Points

Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick

I'm the Alpha 25 Points

Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol

Knowledge is Survival 25 Points

Unlock the entire survival guide

Metal Dragon 25 Points

In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row

Mutant Sandwich 25 Points

Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters

Dead on Time 50 Points

Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode

Heaven Sent 50 Points

Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing

I've seen things... 50 Points

Reach max levels on at least one character

First Blood 100 Points

Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.

Hardcore Survival 100 Points

Complete Hardcore Story mode

Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points

Complete story mode

Mutant Stomp 100 Points

Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown

Perfect Soldiers 100 Points

Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters

Zombie Slayer 100 Points

Reach 20 km in dead state

Roar Rampage

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)

Angry Dino 5 Points

Destroy 10 enemies without dying

Getting Started 5 Points

Complete first level

Weak Hit 5 Points

Score a x1 at the punch machine

War Machine 10 Points

Destroy 50 enemies without dying

Total Destruction 50 Points

Destroy 150 enemies without dying

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Rampage 100 Points

Destroy last boss without getting hit

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Robot Street Obliteration

Medals Earned: 5/7 (120/270 points)

defeatCrawler 10 Points

Defeat one of the crawling bots

defeatFlying 10 Points

Defeat one of the flying bug bots

defeatCent 25 Points

Defeat the centipede robot

getShotGun 25 Points

Buy a shotgun

getMegaGun 50 Points

Buy a mega gun

getMachineGun 50 Points

Buy a machine gun

beatLastLevel 100 Points

Defeat all the enemies on the last level

Rock 'N' Load

Medals Earned: 7/20 (75/455 points)

A Nice Ten Thousand Points 5 Points

Gain 10000 points in any stage.

Ka-Boom 5 Points

Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2

Bye Bye Baddies 10 Points

Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3

Getting There 10 Points

Complete the first stage.

Lovely, Twenty Five Thousand Points 10 Points

Gain 25000 points in any stage.

Using Their Own Explosives 10 Points

Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.

Awesome! Fifty Thousand Points 25 Points

Gain 50000 points in any stage.

Need Help? 5 Points

Read the in-game help text.

Off To A Good Start 5 Points

Complete stage 1-1

Play Us A Choon! 5 Points

Play any song in the soundtest menu

Shooting Laser Beams Out Of My Eyes 5 Points

Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4

Missed Me! 10 Points

Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.

Balloon Protector 25 Points

Protect all the balloons in the first stage.

Getting Rid Of The Rubbish 25 Points

Complete the second stage.

Balloon Guardian 50 Points

Protect all the balloons in the second stage.

Hundred Thousand Big Ones 50 Points

Gain 100,000 points in any stage.

Oops 50 Points

Complete the final stage.

Balloon Hero! 100 Points

Protect all the balloons in the final stage

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Rock Smasher

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)

smash the rock 5 Points

wonder whats inside?

haha wow ur fast... 50 Points

slow down there buster (break the rock in 8.88s or less)

Rogue Legend

Medals Earned: 4/13 (65/500 points)

Complete Tutorial 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial

Get a copper sword 10 Points

Get a copper sword

Build a bigger house 25 Points

Build a bigger house

Get a backpack 25 Points

Get a backpack

Get a chicken 10 Points

Get a chicken

Get a cow 25 Points

Get a cow

Get a sheep 25 Points

Get a sheep

Get the copper tools 25 Points

Get the copper tools

Get the titanium tools 50 Points

Get the titanium tools

Pay off debt 50 Points

Pay off your farm debt

Survive winter 50 Points

Survive the winter

Get a diamond sword 100 Points

Get a diamond sword

Get the diamond tools 100 Points

Get the diamond tools