Total Medals Earned: 3,183 (From 685 different games.) Total Medal Score: 65,315 Points
Medals Earned: 16/21 (285/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/375 points)
Shoot 100 humans in one game
Collect 25 hearts in one game
Survive 5 days
Knock out 50 humans (in total) using TNT
Survive 7 days
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/15 (125/500 points)
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
get to the third wave
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Get your first gold medal
Die 10 times
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?