Total Medals Earned: 3,192 (From 690 different games.) Total Medal Score: 65,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/130 points)
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Watch the intro
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Land successfully 1 time
Land successfully 5 times
Land successfully 10 times
Land successfully 25 times
Land successfully 50 times
Medals Earned: 16/21 (285/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/375 points)
Shoot 100 humans in one game
Collect 25 hearts in one game
Survive 5 days
Knock out 50 humans (in total) using TNT
Survive 7 days
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/15 (125/500 points)
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
get to the third wave
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points