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Total Medals Earned: 3,186 (From 687 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 65,330 Points

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Downhill to Infinity

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Beefed 5 Points

Get your first faceful of pavement

Combo Kid 5 Points

Land a Combo of 5 or more

Combo Captain 10 Points

Land a Combo of 15 or more

Combo King 25 Points

Land a Combo of 25 or more

Combo Christ 100 Points

Land a Combo of 40 or more

Slow Ride 10 Points

Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick

Drake in Winterland Race

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/115 points)

Ultimate Upgrade 25 Points

Upgrade purchased.

Dauntless Dragon 5 Points

Level completed without being hit.

Fire Escape 10 Points

Jumped through 30 fire rings.

Peace Out 25 Points

Level completed with no enemies defeated.

On Fire 50 Points

Breathed fire on enemies 300x.

Drugged Driver

Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/145 points)

It's medical, officer. 5 Points

Drive 40mph with 10 marijuana.

Road Rage 5 Points

Continuously hold down the horn for 10 seconds.

The New Black 10 Points

Get hit by three cars of the same color.

Woman Driver 10 Points

Die within 5 seconds of starting.

Amateur Rave 25 Points

Get a final score of 2000 with 5 ecstasy and 5 shrooms.

Turn It All Up 50 Points

Get a final score of at least 2500 with at least 15 ecstasy.

Pansy 10 Points

Get 2000 points driving legally.

None Shall Pass 25 Points

Get killed by 4 cars driving next to each other.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dungeon Dice

Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)

Blue Key 5 Points

Complete the second corridor

Dice Apprentice 5 Points

Defeat the first enemy

Green Key 5 Points

Complete the first corridor

Rusty Key 5 Points

Complete the last corridor

Dice Master 25 Points

Defeat the last enemy

Dungeon Runner

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/35 points)

Achiever 10 Points

Complete the game on Normal

Athletic 10 Points

Get all the orbs on Normal or Hard without falling off.

Over Achiever 10 Points

Complete the game on Hard

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Egg Simulator

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

You crack me up! XD 10 Points

who in the right mind would make a joke like that...

Electropede

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/270 points)

betapede_massacre 5 Points

slaughter 6 green-energy betapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

alphapede_massacre 5 Points

slaughter 3 blue-energy alphapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

triple_gun_storm 5 Points

upgrade to 3 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

beatle_firestorm 10 Points

kill a total of 10 fire-beatles in a game

furious_fungicide 10 Points

destroy 200 bio-titanium fungizoids on a single level

six_gun_storm 10 Points

upgrade to 6 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

deltapede_massacre 25 Points

slaughter 10 yellow-energy deltapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

fly_fry 25 Points

kill a total of 15 flies in a game

gammapede_massacre 25 Points

slaughter 9 red-energy gammapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

beatle_swarm 50 Points

kill a total of 20 swarm-beatles in a game

mega_gun_storm 50 Points

upgrade to 12 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

serious_slugathon 50 Points

kill a total of 150 slugs in a game

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 16/44 (150/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Empire Business

Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Banking It 5 Points

Unlock the Bank.

Breaking a Thousand 5 Points

Earn $1,000.

Come to Me 5 Points

Unlock the Strong Magnet.

Open Up! 5 Points

Unlock the Cash Box.

Generator 10 Points

Make money just by sitting there.

Lots of Cheddar 10 Points

Earn $10,000.

So You're Saying There's a Chance... 10 Points

Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.

Virtual Money 10 Points

Let your bank do all the work.

Millionaire 25 Points

Earn $1,000,000.

Time for Expansion 25 Points

Buy the final upgrade.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!