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All-American-Badass

Age/Gender: 18, Male
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Rants

Posted by All-American-Badass Aug. 14, 2007 @ 12:16 AM EDT

well here's my ranting blog. i will make rant's about whatever the hell is bothering me at the time

right now August 13th, 2007
THE FACT THAT COMMERCIALS SUCK
yes this is something that i have been ranting about for the past 2 years commercials suck now
it all started with Gap commercials which always have and always will suck. the Mcdonalds followed with the im loving it commercials the Old Navy with the get tour fash on commercials. After that it all went down hill. Mcdonalds made the dollar menuaire commercials which reall had no point in existing in the first place then the most recent one i;ve seen is THAT DAMN EXTRA COMMERCIAL WHERE THEY THAT ONE DUDE IS AT AIPORT SECURITY. ITS FUCKING GAY. now i refuse to chew Extra gum im switching to trident. and before i forget. that damn kicking tree commercial wendy;s had running. it made no fucking sense. now some dude on the forums said it was supposed to have some secret meaning about anti- conformiry. but the fact that he yell's hot juicy burger at the end is what throws me off.
End rant #1

August 17th, 2007

PEOPLE WITH THICK ACCENTS
When i was at work Wendsday(sp?) i was going to get some ice for our ice machine because its a bitch and doesn;t work and when i came back we had a huge line of customers waiting. and i though damn late lunch rush. so i dumped the ice in the ice machine and went to the register. the first like 7 of them had a really really thick french accent. i could not understand of fucking word they were saying. so i asked them to say what they wanted again. i still couldn't understand them but i just went by what they sounded like they were saying. i think one of them ordered a ruben and a coke with no ice. but still it was too thick for me to understand it SO TO YOU PEOPLE WITH REALLY REALLY THICK ACCENTS OUT THERE. DONT GO SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE AREN;T GONNA UNDERSTAND YOUR THICK ACCENT ITS GONNA PISS THEM OFF

August 28th, 2007
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT

they piss me off
your trying to to get somewhere then some dude pulls infront of you going like 40 despite the fact that the speed limit is 55. and whats worse is when you can't pass him because its either a no pass zone or there's too much traffic coming from the other way.

September 13th, 2007

ANNOYING PREPPY CHICKS
this rant is pretty self explanatory. the only good thing is that they're hot. But i really hate when your tryin to do somethi and they just keep talking annoyingly about nothing. In my english class i have to sit by 2 of them and they're like "oh em gee""I dee Kay""Bee eff eff" and other annoying crap

Septermber 26th,2007

TEACHERS WHO GIVE YOU TOO MUCH WORK
we all have them. Mine just happens to be my English teacher i hate her she make my English class read too much. there's no way in hell we can read 140 pages in i fucking week especially when we have work. Now since school has started i've haven;t been working that much. then she ends up giving a quiz about every 6 chapters or so about the most damn random thing ever in the book. WE ARE NOT THAT THUROUGH OF READERS. so all of us end up failing it

October 13th, 2007

well its been a while since i updated this but just recently a new thing to rant about has come to my antention

BBS POSTERS THAT ARE COMPLETE ASSHOLES AND WHINY BITCHES
well this is pretty much self explanatory here but im sure you know who im minaly talking aobut with this rant, if you don't, it's Iron-owns-u
1. he's just a whiny bitch who's like whaaaaa i got banned from runescape becuase my friend told messed around with my dude.
2. he's an annoying asshole, he calls everyone a fag, which is more annoying than being an asshole
3. he thinks he can't be banned here forever, but he is indeed wrong

and if you are this person or are like this person and are/ are planning to post on the BBS please go to another forum,like the myspace forum, and spam there becuase we don;t want to deal with you here and i don;t like myspace so if your gonna spam and be a whiny bitch please do it somewhere i don't like so at least you can useful for something and be actually respected by at least me

October 18th, 2007

PEOPLE WHO ARE ATTENTION WHORES

yet again another self explanaory rant
and the sad thing is that most of the attention whores just say something controversial just for the attention, they don;t actually believe in that statement. so either way they're screwed
HONESTLY ARE YOU THAT DEPENDENT ON THE ATTENTION OF PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE TO LIE TO GET ATTENTION, OR HURT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE. what I really hate are the actors and actresses that are attention whores. i mean they get enough attention as it is by being in movies and what now. but now they crave more attention. what the hell is wrong with those douchebags. and to close this rant i have one thing to say. if you;re an attention whore either go into PR, acting, or poltics as a career, or get some more damn friends

October 29th, 2007

PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO RUIN THE FUN

i really just hate it when your doing something with YOUR free time and someone, usually a teacher, TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. even though you have nothing else to do. you can make that rebuttle but they usually never listen. they think to highly of themselves to care and they're just a bunch of ignorant assholes who wont let people enjoy life every once and a while. the first being a result of the second. so pretty much teachers are paid to make sure we're bored to death. and you can consider this as a spinoff of my teacher who give too much work rant which i did a month ago

November 1st, 2007

PEOPLE WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY

Well, im going to start the month off with a brief rant. I just hate it when someone is talking to you and they pause, for what you think, so you can respond. but as soon as you come up with something to say. the just continue on rambling about something. you try to interup but they just ignore you or either say. im talking here wait till im finished then i might listen to what you have to say. but after they're done talking and you start talking just just have a blank stare on there faces like they're not even listening they're just starting at something.

November 22nd, 2007

TRAFFIC LIGHTS

I honestly hate traffic lights not only do they kill you on gas milage but the also screw you over. Every time i get to a light it turns red on me and makes me stay there for longest minute of my life. all the cars that make the light suck aand all the cars that i have to wait for suck. and trying to turn left at a light is impossible becuase only half of them have that damn turn left green one and those that dont your waiting for like 60 cycles of the light before you can turn at the damn intersection.

December 17th, 2007

NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME TO DO STUFF
I hate it when you have so much crap you need to do and you have to get it all done before a certain time but you jsut cant do it so your lagging behind on everything that you never get anything done.
Its too damn stressing

January 27th, 2008
woohoo my first rant on 2008

IGNORANT PEOPLE
i just hate them. no matter how hard you try to explain somethin to them they still insist on what they believe. then they blame you for not explaining what you jsut got done explaining. so they're pretty much assholes also D:<

Feburary 8th, 2008

ASSHOLE DRIVERS
Don't you just hate it when your leaving a parking lot or driving by an intersection. the some asshole cuts you off. It happens to me all the time then i end up honking my horn and cuss at the fags who cut me off. It pisses me off the most of my driving pet peeves.

Feburary 18th, 2008

INCREASED NEW COVERAGE OF CELEBRITIES
I honestly dont give a damn about celebrities. I hope they all die. what pissed me off is that whenever a celebrity gets sent to jail or something thats all they fucking talk about on the news. there are much more important things to talk about like the War in iraq or Kosvov independence or southern tornados. but no, OUR FUCKING NEWS HAS TO COVER BRITTNEY SPEARS GETTING SENT TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THOSE TORNADOS IN THE SOUTH AND HOW WE ARE DOING IN IRAQ.. i love this country more than anything but the fact that we take celebrity life more sersiously than our own makes me sick. i mean our our lives that boring as to where we have to obessed over some shithead who starred in a film. even if it was good.

March 20th, 2008

NOT KNOWING STUFF

i honestly hate it when you don't know about stuff and you end up looking like a total idiot. especially when you're taking a test and you miss a one that you know everyone else got. that pisses me off. Hell im pissed off becuase i didn't know what to rant about this time but i had to think of something to keep my at least 1 rant a month thing going. and now i don't know what i should rant about next and im pissed becuase of it. i also hate it when you're angry and you don't know why.

April 20th, 2008
INDECISIVE PEOPLE
This is espeically a problem where i work. becuase the customer orders and you put it in register and then they decided they want something else. then you have to get the damn keys to change the fucking order (yeah the registers at my work are old pieces of shit). also when you're at the fry station you see the order on the screen then it changes after you box the order then you have th put the damn stuff back in the station and rebox something different or drop more stuff in the fryer and you end up waiting for like 3 minutes. that pisses me off.

May 21st, 2008
PREPARING FOR MOVING
Well i thought this would be most fitting thing seeing how im moving to Kansas City here in about 3 weeks. Yeah i just hate it when you figure out your moving and you've became so damn casual at your house, just left stuff laying around, then all the sudden BAM you learn that your gonna be moving and your house is gonna me on the market. then you have to be the most uptight person when it comes to cleaning. which is impossible. so therefore moving sucks.

June 20th, 2008
ENVIROMENTALIST
i honestly hate them. just like everything else. they always come up to you and say your ruining the enviroment somehow. like when your using paper towels when you have on of those blow dyers in the bathroom. some enviromentalist fag will come up to you and say "OMG YOUR KILLING TREES HOW COULD YOU" the tree's already dead theres nothing you can do about it. also even if i use all the roll it still wouldnt kill a treet to replace it. also with hybrid owners who act all smug and get pissed off whenever you drive an SUV. they also are the reason gas if $4 a gallon becuase we cant drill for moe oil. i think they should all be shot.

July 20th, 2008
LINES
i fucking hate them. its a pain in the pass to wait in one, wether it be to wait in a line for a ride or wait in line for checking out at a store. and more than likey while in a check out line your behin some dumbass who bought like 323092 different things whne you only bought like 5. so even then if your next in line your waiting like 5 hours for him to finnish checkin out to finally check out yourself.

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60 Comments

Aug. 17, 2007 | 9:33 PM PapoSwing says:

Penis?

Aug. 17, 2007 | 9:35 PM All-American-Badass responds:

your mom?


Aug. 17, 2007 | 9:37 PM PapoSwing says:

ZECKZ PLZ

Aug. 17, 2007 | 11:32 PM All-American-Badass responds:

no
but i'll be happy to give your mom secks


Aug. 18, 2007 | 12:53 PM PapoSwing says:

She's ded lulz naw seckz nah GF!

Aug. 18, 2007 | 8:50 PM All-American-Badass responds:

nooo she cant be dead
>:-(


Aug. 22, 2007 | 10:02 PM greensucksbluerules says:

Don't forget Apple's stupid commercials.

Aug. 23, 2007 | 10:41 PM All-American-Badass responds:

ipod commercials suck
fruit of the loom commercials suck worse


Aug. 29, 2007 | 12:16 AM KipptheCool says:

I hate people who drive below the speed limit. They're usually the ones who are paranoid parents who are too protective of their kids and they have a line-up of about 25 cars, waiting impatiently to get to their destination.

Aug. 29, 2007 | 5:30 PM All-American-Badass responds:

don;t forget old people
they drive below the speed limit also


Aug. 31, 2007 | 10:19 PM The-Great-One says:

STUPID COMMERCIALS...

I can't believe you forgot AXE's dumbass BOW CHIKA WOW WOW commericals. Dumbest shit ever.

Great Rants...plan to read more.

Sep. 13, 2007 | 7:45 PM All-American-Badass responds:

no way Axe commercial have hot chicks stripping in them


Sep. 3, 2007 | 9:07 PM LordZeebmork says:

AE LACHK TAE' USE 'ARBL SCHCOTTAESCH ACHSAENTS JUSCHT TAE PISS PEOPLE AUFF.

It's fun.

Sep. 13, 2007 | 7:46 PM All-American-Badass responds:

lolwut?


Sep. 10, 2007 | 9:55 PM Kreator0943 says:

You're a badass.

Sep. 16, 2007 | 10:00 PM All-American-Badass responds:

indeed i am


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Believe it

Sep. 16, 2007 | 9:59 PM All-American-Badass responds:

you are now banned from replying to my blogs
you have 70 years 135 days 18 hours 56 minutes 23 seconds until the ban is lifted

Reason for ban:
sending a spam comment thats is too long and has no relavance to the blog
this is a mandatory ban - All-American-Badass


Sep. 23, 2007 | 2:43 AM RamblinEvil-Mushroom says:

your a prick >:(

but you got a nice name tho :D

Sep. 26, 2007 | 7:33 PM All-American-Badass responds:

why thank you
your name is cool also


Sep. 26, 2007 | 7:23 PM smicothegreat says:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMICO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

Sep. 27, 2007 | 10:38 PM All-American-Badass responds:

SMICO SUCKS!!!!!!!!


Sep. 30, 2007 | 11:07 PM SevenSeize says:

The slow drivers are the worst.

Sep. 30, 2007 | 11:35 PM All-American-Badass responds:

indeed
especially if your up here in montana where everone does 50 in a 35


Oct. 13, 2007 | 12:27 AM XxTheWorldIsYoursxX says:

You're a total badass!

Oct. 13, 2007 | 1:55 AM All-American-Badass responds:

indeed i am


Oct. 13, 2007 | 6:31 PM Archkronos says:

How about we flame iron-0wns-you.

Oct. 13, 2007 | 6:41 PM All-American-Badass responds:

we already are
i already flamed him on his blog
now to flame him on my blog


Oct. 20, 2007 | 10:33 PM smicothegreat says:

hat was mena

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:57 PM All-American-Badass responds:

never said my wants were gonna be nice


Oct. 20, 2007 | 10:35 PM smicothegreat says:

wus gonna apoligize after yor respond, cause i from, the beggining have been called an atention whore, man of my great battles have been foguht with others who hate attention whores, i am a hero to all. but people like you still like me so i'll try to get along wiht you and tone it down, thank you for your time

Oct. 21, 2007 | 10:00 PM All-American-Badass responds:

you can;t tell me to tone it down
thats like telling a duck to moo
its impossible
plus i partially hate myself with that rant becuase i have atention whore tendicies and so does everyone else here


Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:11 PM FrozenSheep says:

^______________^

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:56 PM All-American-Badass responds:

^________________________________
_________^
boo ya!!!


Oct. 22, 2007 | 6:36 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

Flat chested bitches who wear short shorts. Nobody find you hot.

Oct. 22, 2007 | 8:51 PM All-American-Badass responds:

don;t you have your own rant blog to make rants about stuff


Oct. 22, 2007 | 9:50 PM Vousielle says:

But I am a whoring of the attentions!
And you are on my list of UILFs mostly because of your name.
BELIEVE ME

Oct. 24, 2007 | 7:51 PM All-American-Badass responds:

yeah thats nice


Oct. 22, 2007 | 11:25 PM ripoffhitman says:

Nice ranting, you have a lot of true points, but ranting is nothing without going through to change what it is your ranting about. And nice profile picture, it kills me a little inside every time I see it, but it still is kinda funny. As well as the true words in your profile message.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 7:51 PM All-American-Badass responds:

i do change what im ranting about :\


Oct. 25, 2007 | 12:30 AM FuZzYLoG1C says:

I shall hijack your rant blog tomorrow with my alt

Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:37 PM All-American-Badass responds:

have fun xD
and what is your alt


Oct. 26, 2007 | 6:01 PM iateamexican says:

WALL OF TEXT - EYES-A BURNIN
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

Oct. 26, 2007 | 6:32 PM All-American-Badass responds:

just wait it will get bigger
then you'll have more :D faces


Oct. 27, 2007 | 9:09 PM ripoffhitman says:

Well then if you actually try to change what you are ranting about, then I respect you fully :)

Oct. 27, 2007 | 11:07 PM All-American-Badass responds:

i thought i told ya i changed what im ranting about
i just keep it all in an archive


Nov. 1, 2007 | 12:39 AM Vousielle says:

MOAR RANTS!

Nov. 1, 2007 | 6:49 PM All-American-Badass responds:

MOAR COMMENTS!


Nov. 1, 2007 | 11:52 PM Sunglasses says:

WRONG SIR! WRONG!

Under section 37-B of the contract signed by him, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy. It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks, you bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized. So you get: nothing!

YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY SIR!

Nov. 2, 2007 | 12:16 AM All-American-Badass responds:

lolwut?


Nov. 4, 2007 | 1:32 AM Sarcasm says:

Enjoy your brand new, rusty, piece of shit pipe. ;o

Nov. 4, 2007 | 10:19 PM All-American-Badass responds:

yeah it does kinda clash with my aura
oh well just another month an a half till im level 21 :D


Nov. 6, 2007 | 1:24 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Yeah, I hate when people tell me what to do in my free time.

Nov. 6, 2007 | 6:44 PM All-American-Badass responds:

glad you agree


Nov. 7, 2007 | 10:52 AM FrozenSheep says:

Woot woot woot woot wut...

Nov. 7, 2007 | 6:41 PM All-American-Badass responds:

you tell me your the one who commented on me ranting about stuff


Nov. 8, 2007 | 10:12 PM Absolutelynothing says:

U R RITE

Nov. 8, 2007 | 11:11 PM All-American-Badass responds:

indeed i am


Nov. 13, 2007 | 8:13 AM demonofthehiddenmist says:

I agree with most of your rants. I am new to the BBS, but my forums have an Iron-owns-you-type guy. The forums I frequented pre-NG (not before it existed, but before i knew it existed) have been flooded with people like that. oh and as to the teachers and people who ruin the fun, i had to file a harassment complaint against one of my female teachers. She fuckin' followed me everywhere!!! I guess she thought i'd enjoy the attention, as i banged her once, but she should've known it was only for the A. ;) She kept following me even when i got a date with someone. finally she grabbed my ass in a movie theater and i bitch-slapped her. so, you got lucky.

Nov. 13, 2007 | 9:24 PM All-American-Badass responds:

wow
you're teacher is the most fucked up teacher i have heard of
she freakin stalks you
im glad you filed harassment charges on her


Nov. 13, 2007 | 7:57 PM smicothegreat says:

i fit the attention whore part here, and at school. and i fit in the preppy chick, the only way i fit in there is me being hot

Nov. 13, 2007 | 9:25 PM All-American-Badass responds:

which is why i would not like you


Nov. 13, 2007 | 9:23 PM kdfsjljklgjfg says:

Jack Links Messin' With Sasquatch is good commercials though! :|

Nov. 13, 2007 | 10:00 PM All-American-Badass responds:

i never complained about jack link's commercial
i only complained about commercials that suck
like Gap commercials, Mcdonald's commercials, Extra commercials, Old Navy commercials, The Wendy's kicking tree commercial, and others that i do not remember


Nov. 16, 2007 | 9:38 PM SevenSeize says:

I agree with every rant you have added since my last visit.

Totally man.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 10:09 AM All-American-Badass responds:

glad you think so


Nov. 20, 2007 | 12:37 AM jokerscard says:

I'm too lazy to hijack you're thread. I forgot about you.

Nov. 20, 2007 | 6:01 PM All-American-Badass responds:

How dare you >:(


Nov. 22, 2007 | 10:56 PM TheGreat3stNameEver says:

I agree with these rants 100%
xD

Nov. 22, 2007 | 11:02 PM All-American-Badass responds:

im glad you do


Nov. 27, 2007 | 3:42 PM The-evil-bucket says:

Well I kind of agree with you.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 12:08 AM All-American-Badass responds:

just kind of?


Dec. 6, 2007 | 1:02 AM GodsSentWarrior says:

Do you support America? Because I do.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 8:31 PM All-American-Badass responds:

I support America 100%
but if Hilary becomes president, I'm declaring myself Candian


Dec. 11, 2007 | 7:18 PM Doom-Fan says:

Awesome.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 1:01 AM All-American-Badass responds:

indeed it is my good sir


Dec. 21, 2007 | 9:18 PM AndrewGlisson11 says:

holy sh*t you rant more than foamy.

heres a rant of my own:

THE KITTY KREW F*CKING SUCKS! THOSE UGLY B@STARDS SHOULD ALL GO KILL THEMSELFS CUZ THEY ALL SUCK!

seriously, what kind of gay b*stard calls their group "Kitty Krew"? that sounds like a name that a bunch of little girls would come up with.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

they spam the portal every day.

what the hell is wrong with those ugly b*tches?
THEY FREAKING RUIN NG!

HOW CAN ANY ADMINISTRATEOR TOLERATE THIS? IF I HAD ADMINISTRATEIVE POWER, I WOULD DELETE THAIR ACCOUNTS AND BLAM THAIR POORLY DRWN COCKS TO F*CKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

ah, that felt good.

btw look at mah userpage.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 12:01 AM All-American-Badass responds:

Na foamy rants way more than me. and yes kitty krew sucks ass


Dec. 21, 2007 | 9:28 PM AndrewGlisson11 says:

i don't care who becomes president just as long as the president is a democrat.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 12:02 AM All-American-Badass responds:

1. i don;t see how that has to do with my rant page
2. You sicken me. both the front running democrats are too damn liberal to run america


Dec. 23, 2007 | 8:32 PM AndrewGlisson11 says:

no that has nothing to do with your rants, but, still, all the rebublican candidates are much worse than any of the democrats.

rebublicans have screwed up this country way to badly.

Dec. 24, 2007 | 12:04 PM All-American-Badass responds:

shut up dude. mitt romney and ron paul are the best canidates
Hilary Clinton will make this country a living hell


Dec. 23, 2007 | 10:54 PM idiot-buster says:

have a marry christmas !!!!

Dec. 24, 2007 | 12:05 PM All-American-Badass responds:

Thanks you too


Dec. 31, 2007 | 1:49 PM slackerzac says:

Congrats, you have the longest rant blog I've seen on Newgrounds that is the most agreeable. You win a free Ipod.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 4:40 PM All-American-Badass responds:

can it be a zune instead?


Jan. 2, 2008 | 7:34 PM slackerzac says:

No only an Ipod.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:45 PM All-American-Badass responds:

screw you then
i dont want your prize
>:(


Jan. 10, 2008 | 9:58 PM slackerzac says:

YOUR GOING TO TAKE THIS IPOD AND LOVE IT MISTER!!!!!

Jan. 10, 2008 | 10:41 PM All-American-Badass responds:

NO IM NOT
I DEMEAND A ZUNE THIS ISTANT OR I WILL SUE YOU FOR FRAUD


Jan. 21, 2008 | 12:48 AM ParadoxSaint says:

Amen, I'm tired of doing crap =P

Jan. 21, 2008 | 4:49 PM All-American-Badass responds:

aren't we all


Jan. 26, 2008 | 1:33 AM chris53456 says:

commercials do suck! it takes up so much time for what you want to see and then when they come on, i switch to something else :P doesnt seem they work too well.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:36 PM All-American-Badass responds:

well not for us
but they do for the assholes who they are trying to appeal to


Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:00 PM flamingninja777 says:

Hyelollo, Iya vood Liyak Ayy Lubeyan und Cyoka. Stupid foreigners.

Honestly your spelling is terrible though...

Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:37 PM All-American-Badass responds:

Well spelling was never my best subject and typing class only taught me how to type faster


Feb. 14, 2008 | 6:56 PM data662 says:

I'm sick of the 2 girls sitting next to me in spanish because 1 is a dum blonde who is a lesbien even though she hugs guys and she pisses of annother girl because the dum blonde is a bitch. And the 2nd 1 is a burnette and she gets a tatoo every few months and I think she is a whore. They talk non-stop and they never STFU and it gets my teacher off task when the dum blonde says hey senora...... to my teahcer and they waste the whole period talking and I don't get to learn anything.

Feb. 14, 2008 | 7:51 PM All-American-Badass responds:

that totally sucks


Feb. 23, 2008 | 8:53 PM jokerscard says:

Tl;DR!

Feb. 23, 2008 | 10:53 PM All-American-Badass responds:

READ BOLD TEXT

it's pretty much of summary if you just read the bold text


Feb. 29, 2008 | 8:21 PM Bomshaw says:

What a fucking Texan.

Mar. 1, 2008 | 6:40 PM All-American-Badass responds:

got a problem with that?
>:(


Feb. 29, 2008 | 8:38 PM BonJombo says:

you suck :P

Mar. 1, 2008 | 6:40 PM All-American-Badass responds:

You mom sucks
and she does a good job of it too


Feb. 29, 2008 | 9:23 PM Oxymaniac says:

I agree fully

Mar. 1, 2008 | 6:40 PM All-American-Badass responds:

im glad you do


Mar. 1, 2008 | 6:58 PM JagAlskirDiG says:

I'll give 10 bucks to first guy to accually read this..

Mar. 3, 2008 | 6:05 PM All-American-Badass responds:

Pay up mister


Mar. 3, 2008 | 11:39 PM Senri says:

Am I hated?

Mar. 4, 2008 | 12:39 PM All-American-Badass responds:

Depends
which one of the peopole who piss me off do you fall under?


May. 8, 2008 | 12:35 AM whitetrash13 says:

im sorry but i was reading your rant bout celebs n shit ( an i agree they all need to die ) then i got to the point about the war in iraq. IF UR FUCKING DUMBASS PRESIDENT DIDDNT SEND TROOPS IN THEN THERE WOULD BE NO WAR THE WAR IS NOT NESSECARY DID U EVER THINK THAT IRAQ JUS WANTED ATTENTION??? god dam!! i can undastand he was pissed bout the wtc but y ddnt he jus bomb the shit outa them an let that be it. u know an eye for an eye?

May. 9, 2008 | 7:29 PM All-American-Badass responds:

We took down sadam and were traing the new iraqi army and stoping al queda
we have some point of being their
and the main terrorist area is at the himilays in afghanistan and i dont know why we haven;t bombed the hell out of there yet. im sure if we did we could kill bin laden


May. 8, 2008 | 12:41 AM whitetrash13 says:

oh i nearly 4got.

im the real white trash
ps kk sux cc sux (both clock crew an clog crew or woteva the fuck thy r) prty much nethin thats a crew gang orgroup suck major ass!!! oh an i agree wth mst ur rants

May. 9, 2008 | 7:29 PM All-American-Badass responds:

glad you do sir


Jun. 22, 2008 | 9:44 PM yuhhmother says:

mk. well. Dustin, first of all you are not a badass.
sorry to bust your man-bubble. [:
2nd of all.
i am now going to rant about your rants. wooh.
1. commercials be funny.
2. guys with French accents are hot.
3. old people are cool. and they can't help it. mk.
4&5. i agree with.
6. those people make me laugh with their idioticnicity.
7. i am an attention whore.
8. i agree.
9. you only care about what YOU have to say.
10. if you didn't have a traffic light. you'd be dead.
11 through the rest. i agree.
i just burped.
but you know.
that's okay, because you still suck my dear Fruitmonkey.
[:

Jun. 22, 2008 | 9:51 PM All-American-Badass responds:

i am badass i have roadkill in my display pic
1. not the one that suck
2. try taking there orders
3. i live driving above the speed limit
6. it gets to you after two years though
7. thats news to me
9. yeah so
10. they always turn red on me though it pisses me off
also you suck more hippie
xP


Jun. 22, 2008 | 9:46 PM yuhhmother says:

oh. and i forgot.

DEMOCRATS FUCKING SUCK.

thank you for your time.

Jun. 22, 2008 | 10:02 PM All-American-Badass responds:

yes they do
yur one of the only people on newgrounds to think that


Jun. 22, 2008 | 10:00 PM yuhhmother says:

i am not a hippie.
i do not care about trees.
nor do i wear tye-dye.

also.
i am not a bad attention whore.
i just like to be the center of attention.
but everything i say.
i mean.

controversal things.
ifuckingmeanit.
[:

Jun. 22, 2008 | 10:03 PM All-American-Badass responds:

well make a thread on newgrounds about something controversial and you will be a center of attention

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